Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Singapore is...

Come on mates! Singapore is a great place to live because... From Republic of Bobby:
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),

Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Gone one.

Anonymous said...

There's no PWD anymore. It's called BCA (Building and Construction Authority) now.

Anonymous said...

i like what sentosa stands for

Anonymous said...

BCA? I did not know it even existed.

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