Friday, December 08, 2006

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

Girls make mistakes in bed. Not only guys. Here are 50 mistakes some of you girls may make when having sex. Ladies, please learn a thing or two from this okie. From Say My Name, Bitch:
22. Expecting him to undress you. I put a bra on almost every day. I know for a fact that getting them off isn't always easy. Help a brother out.

23. Undressing in the dark. If you're shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either.

24. Refusing to get on top. Theres no reason men should have to do all the work.

25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.
(Thanks Mr Big)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

The best part is that it is written by a girl!

Anonymous said...

Ya come on girls.... go read this and memorise them.

Anonymous said...

This is brilliantly written. Yes, there's no reason why we men have to do all the work. Haa!

Anonymous said...

I'm no Cowgirl!

Anonymous said...

Interesting n highly informative. Writing down notes now.

Anonymous said...

I never make any mistakes in bed!!!

Anonymous said...

practice makes perfect

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