The item for sale is your very own fan club, based in Europe. We have only one fan club for sale. 100 dedicated fans are waiting for you. You will be our hero, our idol, our example. It wil be a pretty big organization, all for you.
Your personal fanclub will include:
- 100 dedicated members
- a monthly fan club magazine about you
- an official fan club website about you
- your own fan merchandise webshop: t-shirts, posters and underwear with your picture on
- 1000 fan mail letters (some very naughty)
- 1 meet & greet with your 3 biggest fans
- all 100 fans will have a poster from you in their bedroom and sleep on a pillow with your picture on it
- all 100 fans will love you, no matter what you do
All of this for one full year. After one year, we will still love you, but the fanclub will cease to exist.
Friday, September 12, 2008
For those of you who are not blessed with fans worshiping you night and day, then you might want to consider bidding for this on eBay. I like the part where they say each fan will have a poster of you in their bedroom and sleep on a pillow with your picture on it. Nice! From eBay:
Posted by I.Z. Reloaded at 3:31 PM
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