Sunday, September 21, 2008

Dating Escort Girls

Dude dates several escort gals/hookers but not for sex, instead he takes them out for golf, bowling and ice cream. How sweet! From New Times:
The first place I turned, naturally, was to the back pages of this very publication. I started dialing numbers from ads with photos of women who, for whatever reason at the time, I felt might be more likely to indulge their intellectual inquisitiveness — or at least humor me. I called girls with ads that said: "New to town! Show me around!" "Because I'm worth it!" "Just broke up with my boyfriend!"

I got turned down. Cold. Every time. "Hi. I'm a reporter working on a story about dating local escorts. There wouldn't be anything sexual, just a game or two of miniature golf. And I'll pay for this date, of course, but I really don't have any money to give you for — hello? Hello?"

After two days of ego-smashing rejections from prostitutes up and down the tricounty area, I decided to ditch the idea of enticing hookers to date me for free. My new pitch: "I've got $100, and I want to play miniature golf with an escort."

Also read:
Singapore Escort Ads on Yellow Pages
Invisible Trade II: Secret lives and sexual intrigue in Singapore
A Gallery of Phone Sex Operators
The day I joined a website looking for no strings sex

9 comments:

Maria said...

I wonder how it is to date an escort...

xXx said...

If I'm the hooker, would I be dissapointed that there is no sex since sex is a part of my job? Hmmm.

Moby said...

>Hi. I'm a reporter working on a story about dating local escorts.

He needs a new job!

Mr Big said...

Falling in love with hookers is not a good thing.

finatiq said...

good thing he tells those prostitutes that he is a journalist working on a story or else they would think he is crazy.

Anonymous said...

is he gay?

Innercalls said...

C'mon guys, he's a civilian. Give him a break.

Anonymous said...

You guys are too funny. Hookers or not, they are human. If he could be creative and catch some fish, let him be. Good for him with whatever idea he will try but again good luck!
- Just one of the hookers in town, the high end one tho!:)

Dating said...

journalist working on a story or else they would think he is crazy.

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