Artisanal Pencil Sharpening will sharpen your pencils for a fee

You pay David Rees money and he will sharpen your pencils. David, a craftsman still practices the age-old art of manual pencil sharpening. His artisanal service is perfect for artists, writers, and standardized test takers. Shipped with their shavings and a "certificate of sharpening". Maybe I should start a similar business in Singapore.