Saturday, March 27, 2010

No fake boobies. We want real bouncy breasts!


Calling all ladies with real boobies. Disney wants women with natural breasts for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movies starring Johnny Depp. The bouncier, the better! From New York Post:
The filmmakers sent out a casting call last week seeking "beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

And they warn that there'll be a "show and tell" day.

To make sure LA talent scouts don't get caught in a "booby trap," potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there's nothing moving from the waist up, they're saying, it's a dead giveaway that you're not all flesh and bones -- and you're out.

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