Santa Claus' General Practitioner sets the record straight

Quentin Shaw, Santa Claus' GP for 20 years writes about his experience treating Santa: "He has not been the easiest of patients to deal with. Despite our policy of encouraging patients to consult a named usual GP, he seeks care impetuously, electing to consult medical students, registrars, or other young doctors, rather than wait for a booked appointment with his own GP."