Because every man needs an Inflatable Wild Swan
I was really curious when I saw Inflatable Wild Swan at Daiso so I knew I had to get one. And so I did. To use it, just take it out from the box, remove the sticky tape and stick it to your crotch. Then, just press the "balls" hard enough until you hear a cracking sound and... wala! The wild swan automatically erects!
I know you guys and gals want to see this so I took a video.
Watch the Inflatable Wild Swan in action. Beginning part is the unboxing while towards the end is not suitable for people who have an allergic reaction to wild swans.
No, I won't be wearing it out.