Sunday, November 12, 2006

Thai zoo let pandas watch porn

A Thai zoo is teaching its pandas how to mate by making them watch porn videos. From Reuters:
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.

He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.

"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
I hope they are not showing human porn flicks to the pandas. I'm sure they do not want the pandas to pick up the '69' and other love making positions from humans.

5 comments:

taypiao said...

dun worry... they watching panda porn.

Sir Thomas said...

Pandas doing the 69! That I got to see!

BenN said...

Ha! They will have a tough time making the male panda watch the tv. Just do the artificial insemination.

pinkdior said...

What's 69? Tell us IZ.

Mr Big said...

If they do the '69' they will never get pregnant.

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