To solve the problem of dog overpopulation, one company came out with Dog Condoms as a safe and effective birth control. The condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds and they are also "Meat Scented Lubricated". Sounds great for your horny dog? But wait, they were recalled back sometime in 2006. Darn it! Oh well, at least the Kenyans are finding more success with their goat condoms.

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>Another 15 consumers reported choking incidents resulting from animals attempting to ingest Dog Condoms® meat-scented condoms.
Stupid. That's why you don't make meat scented condoms for dogs!
need one for my goat :oP
Were the dogs attempting oral sex?!
Do dogs even know how to put it on? madness
I wondering how to wear that.?
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