And my score is... 5! From Asshole Rating Self-Exam:
0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.Hooray! I'm not an asshole. Really.
5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.
15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.