Are you a certified asshole?
Find out if you are an asshole at work with the Asshole Rating Self-Exam (ARSE), a 24-question self-exam. You just have to answer simple true or false questions like this one, "You believe that one of the best ways to “climb the ladder” is to push other people down or out of the way."
And my score is... 5! From Asshole Rating Self-Exam:
And my score is... 5! From Asshole Rating Self-Exam:
0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.Hooray! I'm not an asshole. Really.
5 to 15 “True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.
15 or more: You sound like a full-blown certified asshole to me, get help immediately. But, please, don’t come to me for help, as I would rather not meet you.
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Get a life asshole!