Roto-Rooter's Ultimate Toilet
Crikey! This has got to be the mother of all toilets. Check out the Pimped Out John from Roto-Rooter. The toilet comes equipped with Phillips 20" LCD Flat-Panel TV, Microsoft Xbox 360, Phillips Progressive-Scan DVD Player, TIVO Series 2 Digital Video Recorder, iCarta Stereo Dock for iPod with Bath Tissue Holder, Avanti Compact Refrigerator with Beer Tap, Gateway eMachines Notebook and much more! I wouldn't come out of the toilet if I have this.