Thursday, June 12, 2008

Superheroes who can't have sex

These sexually frustrated superheroes are so poor thing. What's the use of having all the powers in the world when you can't even have sex without injuring or killing your partner? Makes us mere mortals feel so relieved and thankful for not having all those powers aye. From io9:
Our two abstinent heroes are the Hulk and Hancock. Actually, in the case of Hancock, it's not strictly true that he can't have sex — according to early screening reports, he simply has to be very, very careful where, and how, he ejaculates. In one scene from Hancock (which had the original title of Tonight, He Comes) Hancock has brought a cute young thing back to his trailer, and they're getting busy. But then Hancock gets close to his climax, and warns the woman to back way, way up. Hancock gets off — and we see his semen riddle his ceiling with holes, almost like bullet holes.

As for the Hulk, there's a scene in Friday's new movie where Bruce Banner is in a motel room with Betty. They start to do what the young people do in motel rooms, and Bruce's heart-rate monitor gets more and more bleepy. His heart is pounding with the excitement of making out with a vacant-eyed Liv Tyler, it's too much for him, he's losing his shit, he's going to, oh my god, he's going to... he's going to... Bruce pulls away from Betty just in time to keep from becoming the Hulk. Yes, he can't get sexually aroused without Hulking out.

4 comments:

piju said...

haha,
u such a concern one

Mr Big said...

I have to Hancock. Sounds fun. Haa!

Mr Big said...

>But then Hancock gets close to his climax, and warns the woman to back way, way up. Hancock gets off — and we see his semen riddle his ceiling with holes, almost like bullet holes.

I have to watch Hancock when it's out in Singapore. Sounds fun. Haa!

Anonymous said...

At least Superman can have sex and make babies too.

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