Friday, May 08, 2009

Mas Selamat: Is this the end of a saga?

captured

Good news, Singapore! Mas Selamat has been captured by our friends in Malaysia. According to earliest reports, he was in Johor all along (I thought he was hiding in Indonesia) and was caught on April 1. They did not announce it on that day of course - the day being April Fool's Day and no one would have believed them - but it is strange that they took so long to announce his capture.

I guess the Malaysians want to squeeze every single info out off Mas Selamat before releasing him back to Singapore. I can see them forcing him to teach them his now legendary toilet escape trick. Or maybe they want to keep him in Malaysia instead of repatriating him since we had already let him escape once: "Those Singaporeans cannot be trusted to keep a dangerous man behind bars. We better keep him here. Malaysia boleh!"

You know what would be really funny? If he was caught while shitting in toilet! Anyway, for all his jail breaking skills, Mas Selamat is sure damn lousy at evading arrest. This is his third arrest already. What's the use of having the ability to escape via the toilet or walking into walls when you get caught time and time again?

Update: After a few days from his escape in Singapore, Mas Selamat managed to get into Malaysia by swimming the Straits of Johor on an improvised flotation device. While in Malaysia, he was planning a lot of things against Singapore.

Previously:
CNN's unflattering headline for Singapore
Play "Where's Mas Selamat?" Picture Game
Reuters says Mas Selamat escaped without trousers!
Mas Selamat Postcards

18 comments:

Mr Big said...

Mas Selamat: Is this the end of a saga?

Nope because he will escape again. He got black magic lah dude.

Rickie said...

There goes my million dollar bounty.

Shy said...

Serious? He was caught on April 1? hahaha!

ANG said...

He is stupid. If he fled to Indon, it is less likely that we will catch him.

cece said...

>If he was caught while shitting in toilet!

hahaha!!! that would be something iz.

Anonymous said...

if mas selamat want to hide forever, he can, but when he wants to plan attacks, he has to contact his members and other people, thats when he can be found.

Myra Leong said...

"Mas Selamat caught while shitting in the toilet." CNN and other media will be having a field day!

sgboi said...

spore should charge him and put him in a better prison not at the detention ctr

chloe said...

The most dangerous place is being safe!

believe he enjoyed a short vacation in Malaysia aye.

was wondering, is he look fat? because heaps good food in Msia!

Randall Low said...

MALAYSIA BOLEH!! Lmao...man, I bet our Malaysian cops beat that guys ass up in lockup!! damn I'm proud of those corrupt bastards.

Bengster said...

Malaysia boleh meh? maybe if we let them keep mas selamat, he will also escape liao.

Anonymous said...

i already know mas selamat was in msia all along. the signs all over msia says: "Selamat Datang".

GeekGod said...

No more jokes about Mas Selamat already.

K9 said...

>sgboi said...

spore should charge him and put him in a better prison not at the detention ctr

sgboi: There will be no trial because under ISD, he can be kept without one.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i used to be a commando and i can tell you for sure that it takes a highly skilled and powerful swimmer to swim across the straits of johor, even on a flotation device.

Honky Tong said...

>Najib said there were no evidence that Mat Selamat was planning an attack in the country.

“No, we know that he was planning a lot of things against Singapore. His main focus at the time was Singapore,” he said.

Mas Selamat really hate Singapore liao.

chloe said...

Honky Tong: why you think so?

I was wondering who is the first one to change Mas Selamat to Mat Selamat! ha

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