The day I joined a website looking for no strings sex
Reporter wanted to find out what sort of woman uses a website that enables married people to commit adultery. So he paid £119 for a month's membership and went looking around for sex with married women. From Daily Mail:
I look at Sue and decide to go for broke. "If you love your husband so much, why are you here?"
She looks as if she might burst into tears but then surprisingly she bites back: "Well, you're betraying your wife, aren't you? Why are you doing that?"
Stumped for a moment, I desperately search for a reason why I would cheat on my (fictional) sweet young wife before suggesting that we have grown apart and no longer communicate properly or sleep together.
This seems to satisfy her, and we chat for another 20 minutes. It's general chit-chat and all fairly inconsequential, which I find rather surreal given the reason we have agreed to meet.
Then I tell her I've arranged to see a friend and had better go. We walk out together and I go to peck her chastely on the cheek. She turns her head and I have to dodge a sloppy wet kiss aimed at my mouth.