Friday, February 10, 2006

Vampires are product of kabalistic magic

I've been reading some of the letters sent in by readers to the wacky tabloid Weekly World News. This one caught my attention. It was written by an expert on vampirism. He said that vampires are not evil and not a menace. From Weekly World News:
The first double-spirited men -- now known as vampires -- were created by kabalistic magicians during the inquisition as a means to fight the inquisitors. Although they had to act in secret, their fight was largely successful. The fact that vampires were originally created to fight a corrupted church also explains why vampires are so easily upset by the appearance of crosses.

The reason that vampires now have such a bad rep is that if the magic that binds their second spirit to them is not periodically renewed, their mind begins to age, even though their body remains young forever. This leads to a specific kind of madness, often expressed in unnatural desires (e.g. for blood). Fortunately, someone with experience in the particular kind of kabalistic magic needed to create a vampire can restore a vampire to sanity. If we could encourage this, vampires would once again be a force for good.
Now, if only he can show us some real vampires. That would be great!

Update: For real blood sucking action, take a look at this National Geographic video showing "vampire birds" in action.

4 comments:

Mr Big said...

Those birds are gross man!

primus said...

Those blood suckers! The birds must have been possesed by vampire spirits.

Lord Kimbo said...

first vampire bats now we have vampire birds!!!

Anonymous said...

i'm a female vamp~

- moonshine-

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