Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Have you got your space alien invasion insurance?

I know it is just a matter of time when someone decides to offer insurance policies to protect you against an alien attack. From Weekly World News:
"Our policies range from $25 monthly for basic coverage to $250 monthly for full coverage -- which includes financial compensation for any space alien damage to your house, car, possessions, family members, pets and of course -- yourself, including mental and emotional trauma you experience due to medical experimentation, internal probes, that sort of thing," explained Moss. "Plus, if your entire neighborhood is destroyed, you receive a generous relocation allowance."
Go grab one today. They are coming.

2 comments:

Shy said...

oooooh, I'm scared.

Lord Kimbo said...

2012!

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