"Our policies range from $25 monthly for basic coverage to $250 monthly for full coverage -- which includes financial compensation for any space alien damage to your house, car, possessions, family members, pets and of course -- yourself, including mental and emotional trauma you experience due to medical experimentation, internal probes, that sort of thing," explained Moss. "Plus, if your entire neighborhood is destroyed, you receive a generous relocation allowance."Go grab one today. They are coming.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
I know it is just a matter of time when someone decides to offer insurance policies to protect you against an alien attack. From Weekly World News:
Posted by I.Z. Reloaded at 12:20 AM
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