President Barack Obama in Gay Scandal!

In the new issue of the garbage tabloid, The Globe, there's an exclusive story about President Barack Obama in a new gay sex and drug scandal. The Globe says his loving wife is heartbroken. Poor Michelle. I knew it! Obama is too perfect, too great, too amazing to be a straight man. Oh well, Homobama it is then. Anyone knows if The Globe is sold here in Singapore? Must buy and read.