Friendster, Myspace, Orkut. These are just some of the popular social networking sites out there. Finally, someone decided to create one which is uniquely different. Introducing the first anti-social networking site called isolatr. With its patented technology, it will help you find where other people aren't. It also comes with an instant messaging client that will always list you as Away and if people tried to contact you, it will set their hands on fire. Hahaha! I like that.
Excited? Don't be. Because this is just a parody. Dang!