Wednesday, April 19, 2006

A collection of fart sounds

We all fart. There's no shame to it. People do not realise this but when we eat, we also swallow air. Gas is also produced when our food gets digested. More air! Now, when you have that much air inside you, it has to come out somewhere. That's why we all fart.

Do you know that not all fart sounds are alike? Bad Gas has a collection of 16 fart sounds in wav format. Go listen to them all. There's one that sounds like a motorbike gathering speed just before the engine abruptly cuts out. And another that sounds like a duck having a disturbing nightmare.

"A good fart should be treated like fine wine."

Now what kinda fart is yours? Mine just now sounded like a propeller plane landing in a swamp.

8 comments:

dann said...

LOL

Mr Big said...

Hahaha! What a post!

pinkdior said...

iz: euuuuu..what have u eaten just now ??

Myra Leong said...

ooooh, mine a couple of minutes ago was the duck having a disturbing nightmare...hehehe.

primus said...

dude ur funny

Lady Lara said...

The worst kind of fart is when you fart loudly and little pieces of your shit come out at the same time. Ok. I know I'm gross.

Alvin said...

Always give it all when you have to fart.

Controlled silent farts are a sin.

Bengster said...

I think my fart the best... like atomic bomb.

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