MJ is most foolish American

For the fourth straight year, Michael "I'm so badly misunderstood" Jackson has been named America's most foolish person in an annual April Fools survey. From Channel NewsAsia:

Sixty-nine percent of the 1,045 people polled in a random telephone survey ahead of Saturday's April Fool's day said the singer had "done something foolish" in the past year that merited the title, the poll showed.

"Michael Jackson seems to have a lock on the number one spot for the foreseeable future," said the poll's organiser Jeff Barge. "If Mr Cheney's actions weren't enough to oust him, it's hard to imagine what could."

"And he hasn't even been in the country," Barge said, noting that Jackson was last spotted in Dubai shopping in a market wearing woman's clothing.

Well done MJ! US Vice President Dick "I was shooting at quails" Cheney and Paris Hilton are joint 2nd. President Bush is third and my now good friend (ha!) Tom Cruise is at fourth.

(Thanks Lim N P)