Saturday, April 01, 2006

The Movie Timeline

Dude takes various interesting events in movies and puts them all in a historical timeline. Remember everything you see in the movies is true. From The Movie Timeline:
In the beginning... God created the heavens and the earth (The Bible)

26,000,000,000BC Los Angeles (and everywhere else) - The Earth's crust begins to harden (Adaptation)

A long time ago... Luke Skywalker and Han Solo lead a rebellion against the evil empire(Star Wars)

1 zillion BC October 9: Cavemen discover fire, and the joys of eating dinosaur egg (Caveman, 1981)

5,000,000BC Martians uplift apes to become intelligent as a way to preserve their own society (Quatermass and the Pit)

4,000,000BC Aliens leave monolith on Earth (2001: A Space Odyssey)

2,000,000BC Dinosaurs become extinct (Godzilla, 1954)

1,000,000BC Loana faces dinosaurs to be with Tumak, a caveman banished from his savage tribe, and then from her gentler group of cave people (One Million Years BC) San Dimas, Ca - A phone box briefly arrives from the future containing Bill S Preston and Ted 'Theodore' Logan (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

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