Thursday, April 13, 2006

How to Pick Up Japanese Chicks and Doom Your Immortal Soul

How to pick up Japanese chicks and doom your immortal soul, a book written by a dude who obviously has gotten lucky with plenty of Jap chicks. Guys, you need to get this book if you wanna pick up one. From the book:
You can find Japanese chicks almost anywhere in the world. They resemble cosmic dust motes and lecherous clergymen in this way, and only this way. Millions are abroad at any given moment, working, studying, shopping or just browsing.

This is partly my doing. Here in Japan it is my job, nay my privilege, to prepare Japanese chicks to study abroad in English-medium colleges throughout the world.

It has its benifits; I'm often the recipient of savage, full frontal hugs when our university posts the study abroad scholarship list.

Anyway, thanks to me, you can now encounter Japanese chicks in the environs of universities...
(Thanks Shy)

6 comments:

Myra Leong said...

Looks like a funny read.

Mr Big said...

Haha! Is it available in Borders?

primus said...

My next buy!!!

Lord Kimbo said...

Ha.. one of the tricks is to learn how to speak Japanese.

xkah239 said...

The title is a killer in itself.

jangace said...

hehe I won't be surprised if the government bans this - in the name of "racism"...

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