Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Homer Simpson vs Fertility Legend



On a hillside near the village of Cerne Abbas to the north of Dorchester in Dorset, England, a battle of epic proportions is about to begin...

Homer Simpson (head of the Simpson family): My donut is more powerful than your club and erected penis combined, you freak!

The Cerne Abbas Giant (fertility legend): Oh really? Wait till I get my pagan followers to start doing some rain magic and wash you away, you fatso! Wahahahaha!

(Lightning flashes. Thunder roars. )

Homer Simpson: Doh!

Will Homer defeat Mr 10 inch dick? Who will win this epic battle? Background on Homer vs. Fertility Giant here.

(via Boing Boing)

12 comments:

Lord Kimbo said...

Homer! Homer! Homer!

xueling said...

heeee... so funny!!!

Terry said...

Dude that's worthy of a Simpsons episode - no wait! a simpsons movie!

Myra Leong said...

10 inch? So big?

CLaRaliCiouS said...

Donut always wins.

primus said...

movie marketing nowadays.

GoogleBot said...

Sad to say but Cerne Abbas Giant will win for sure. Homer is water based paint.

Bengster said...

How come his dick erected one? Very r-rated leh.

Anonymous said...

cannot wait for the simpsons movie

Sir Thomas said...

Good one IZ. I've seen the Cerne Abbas giant myself once. It's really a magnificent sight. Don't think it has any relations to the pagans who think it is their fertility symbol though.

GeekGod said...

From wikipedia:

Because the erect penis is 15% the length of the drawing (excluding the club), the penis length would equal roughly 26cm (10.5 inches) on the average male frame.

Rickie said...

That's part of the marketing campaign for the Simpsons Movie?

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