On a hillside near the village of Cerne Abbas to the north of Dorchester in Dorset, England, a battle of epic proportions is about to begin...
Homer Simpson (head of the Simpson family): My donut is more powerful than your club and erected penis combined, you freak!
The Cerne Abbas Giant (fertility legend): Oh really? Wait till I get my pagan followers to start doing some rain magic and wash you away, you fatso! Wahahahaha!
(Lightning flashes. Thunder roars. )
Homer Simpson: Doh!
Will Homer defeat Mr 10 inch dick? Who will win this epic battle? Background on Homer vs. Fertility Giant here.
(via Boing Boing)
12 comments:
Homer! Homer! Homer!
heeee... so funny!!!
Dude that's worthy of a Simpsons episode - no wait! a simpsons movie!
10 inch? So big?
Donut always wins.
movie marketing nowadays.
Sad to say but Cerne Abbas Giant will win for sure. Homer is water based paint.
How come his dick erected one? Very r-rated leh.
cannot wait for the simpsons movie
Good one IZ. I've seen the Cerne Abbas giant myself once. It's really a magnificent sight. Don't think it has any relations to the pagans who think it is their fertility symbol though.
From wikipedia:
Because the erect penis is 15% the length of the drawing (excluding the club), the penis length would equal roughly 26cm (10.5 inches) on the average male frame.
That's part of the marketing campaign for the Simpsons Movie?
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