Thursday, January 18, 2007

How to differentiate real from fake boobs

Say you have a date with a girl this weekend. She's hot alright. She got boobs that look like balloons that are about to burst. And you wonder if they are indeed god-sent or some man-made objects. Don't worry. Here's how you can identify if a woman's boobs are real or fake. From AskMen.com:
Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension -- instead of flattening out -- whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.

Watch out for women wearing a constrictive bra to make them come together. The overall shape will still not look right. With such a bra, you won't be able to notice the outer circles contouring the breasts.

On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up -- just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.
P.S. Guys, don't spend all your time trying to stare at women's chests this weekend k.

(Thanks xXx)

8 comments:

Mr Big said...

Haha! The best way is to touch em.

Rickie said...

TIP OF THE DAY!!!

xXx said...

>P.S. Guys, don't spend all your time trying to stare at women's chests this weekend k.

I try not to.

primus said...

ha! yup... touching is the best way.

Bengster said...

I think singapore girls most of them real ones liao.

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Not all of the time but most of the time then! Heheheh.

Lord Kimbo said...

Yeah! Most of the time! Speaking of that, time for some boob watching.

Anonymous said...

Another clue is that the cleavage for a girl with implants is much wider than a girl without. Often, the implants will cause the breasts to separate by a couple centimeters, so if there's a fair amount of sternum showing (her breastbone), chances are *very good* she's fake.

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