The B.S. Raleigh Tobacco Company is fighting back. They're tired of people enjoying their products for free. That's why they've filed a $5 billion classaction lawsuit to penalize millions of secondhand smokers.Now why didn't Marlboro and other real tobacco companies think of that?
"If people ain't gonna buy our cigarettes, they shouldn't be able to enjoy other people's smoke," declared Raleigh President Frank Thermal.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Tobacco company sues secondhand smokers
Secondhand smokers are a poor bunch of people. Not only they have to suffer the ill effects from secondhand smoking but if this story is true (of course it ain't), they will be sued for taking in other people's smoke. From Weekly World News:
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5 comments:
This really makes a good April Fools joke man.
This is funny.
I suspect that is a remnant of April Fool that is still filtering down.
Or being passed around.
Good. Now I can threaten to sue those who take in my 2nd hand smoke.
If they really do it, they will be super rich man.
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