Friday, November 16, 2007

10 places to have sex at work

I know some of you may think that it is exciting (me too!) but please don't do it at work fellas, unless you own the office. Ahem. From Snakes and Ladders:
One in five people claim to have had sex in their office building. I did some asking around (and, of course, some looking on the internet) and discovered exactly where:

1. The boss's desk. Some surveys suggest that up to 25 per cent of people have bruised their spines - or someone else's - on their manager's table.

2. All 25 desks in your office. Don't think that you have the energy? Follow the example of this Australian woman.

3. Against a filing cabinet. It might be noisy and it's possible that at least one of you will end up with handle marks imprinted in your buttocks; on the other hand, a naked break-dancing civil servant might jump out of the cabinet mid-way through, making the whole escapade less private but potentially more exciting, if you like that sort of thing.
(Thanks Shy)

3 comments:

Shy said...

Ahem

xXx said...

Sex on the office table is a must!!! lol

Honky Tong said...

2 things i must do before i die:

1) sex in the airplane

2) sex in the office

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