The NKF Christmas Carol

Christmas is coming! Let's all sing the NKF Christmas Carol. From Under The Microscope:

NKF (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Flying in the air
On a first class plane
Over the clouds we go
Laughing all the way;
Money from public calls
making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A fucking song tonight
NKF
NKF
Durai all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
On a first class plane

Now the truth is out
Escape before you're caught
Take the peanuts along
And sing this fucking song;
NKF
NKF
Durai all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
On a first class plane