My complaint about The Lightning PartyBTW, The Lightning Party is a fictitious organization. Please do not confuse it with the PAP. *grins
In this letter, I'm not going to argue that The Lightning Party has an uncanny knack for making evil appear good and good appear evil. Nor am I going to argue that it uses nepotism as a hammer to forge the wicked, silly peremptory-types who will spawn delusions of opportunism's resplendence quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "establishmentarianism". I'm not going to argue those factors, because they're irrelevant. Instead, I will say only that repeating something over and over does not make it true. Perhaps before going on, I should describe The Lightning Party to you. The Lightning Party is logorrheic, obstinate, and unreasonable. Furthermore, it yearns to undermine the individualistic underpinnings of traditional jurisprudence.
I don't have time to go into this in as much detail as I should, but The Lightning Party teaches workshops on metagrobolism. Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist re-education camp. The hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to evaluate the tactics The Lightning Party has used against me.
While I can't speak for anyone else, I think that it seems that no one else is telling you that we must recognize that my prayers go out to everyone who was hurt by The Lightning Party. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, we must maintain social tranquillity. Only then can a society free of its fatuitous "compromises" blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that it likes thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why if we are to put inexorable pressure on The Lightning Party to be a bit more careful about what it says and does, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the incontinent and dysfunctional ideologies that The Lightning Party promotes. At the risk of belaboring the obvious, The Lightning Party says that it can absorb mana by devouring its nemeses' brains. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd undoubtedly prevent anyone from hearing that many people respond to its oligophrenic pleas in much the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we disentangle people from the snares set by it and its sycophants.
I hate The Lightning Party to my very bone marrow. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that it doesn't want to acknowledge that all it cares about is money. In fact, The Lightning Party would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because if it makes fun of me or insults me, I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue about its expedients. I am offended by the way The Lightning Party talks down to me. Surprised? You shouldn't be, because The Lightning Party likes to cite poll results that "prove" that honor counts for nothing. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of its pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that even The Lightning Party's patsies are afraid that The Lightning Party will needle and wheedle impolitic miscreants into its coalition some day. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that if The Lightning Party can one day ransack people's homes, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. I must launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of McCarthyism if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by cranky palookas. In just a moment I'll discuss some important recent developments based on this fundamental truth. First, however, I want to add a bit to what I wrote previously. If anything, in a tacit concession of defeat, The Lightning Party is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its mudslinging, loud cajoleries have failed at.
The Lightning Party's hijinks are merely a stalking horse. They mask its secret intention to let macabre varmints run rampant through the streets. The Lightning Party's continuous and deliberate misuse of the word "superserviceableness" in an attempt to glamorize drug usage is both vainglorious and petulant. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how it defends the real needs of the working class. That's just not true. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that The Lightning Party's fulminations are complete and total offal.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator will randomly generate complaint letters on demand. Just type the name of the person or company/organization you want to complain about and the site does the rest. I decided to give it a try. I typed 'The Lightning Party' and this is what I get:
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