Monday, April 09, 2007

Why Singapore will never win Miss Universe

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They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but what the?! I'm not blaming these girls for wanting to take part in the Miss Singapore Universe pageant so I have to blame the judges and the organisers for picking our Miss Singapore Universe contestants. And to my readers from overseas, I would like to say that we do have prettier girls than these in Singapore. Really.

(Thanks Mr Big)

25 comments:

primus said...

first pic will give me nitemares man

Rickie said...

Orchard Road has more pretty girls than our Miss Singapore Universe finalists.

Marcus Chen said...

Gosh, is this our standard?

Looking at the photos, I think only Jessica Tan deserves to be selected.

Anonymous said...

Only Fang Yu Ying, Jessica Tan and Joey Feng are pretty. The rest are disasters.

lim k said...

somehow i think the photographer who took these shots should be shot.

xXx said...

*pukes

Thanks IZ. You've just spoiled my night.

:oP

Mr Big said...

Hahaha! I knew you are going to post the first pic.

Anonymous said...

Didn't you read one of the requirements to join Miss Singapore?

Must be able to look ugly during a photoshoot.

Boywonder said...

My god! We should withdraw from the pageant!!

1eyejack said...

Wah Lau...these pix of singapore miss universe wannabe made me quit smoking man...cold turkey!

Thanks again IZ!

P.C. said...

hmmm... i think their looks are ok though!! Just can't win the award of Miss Universe MAYBE.

Phantasma said...

Haa..when I looked at the photos I laughed. The pretty girls in Singapore aren't interested in becoming Miss Universe. Now where are they? It's impossible to have no beautiful women in a country!!! *_*

Come out come out where every you are!!!

Myra Leong said...

Our Miss Singapore Universe contestants are only looking forward to the Mediacorp contract.

Bengster said...

walao eh like dat also join miss universe.

Lord Kimbo said...

Can someone tell some of these girls that they are not Miss Singapore material?

Cherilyn said...

Dats y i dun watch Miss Spore Universe pageant.

aGent X said...

One tip : bleach those bloody teeth....

p.c. said...

Phantasma: actually heaps of brainess & smart women in the world though!! :D

lord kimbo: What kind of materials miss Singapore should have??
Speak singlish?? nose topper?? powderful??? come on, mate!!!

p.c.havent seen Mr. universe

Anonymous said...

Judging from all the misogynistic comments here, I think I can safely speak for all Singaporean women when I say we are hiding from jerks such as yourselves. Cut those girls a break, will you? It is not as though you are all Johnny Depps here, so I would really suggest that people in glass houses not throw stones.

Anonymous said...

I GOT A WOODY! :-)))!

Sig said...

Oh fck no you hurt my eyes...

Our American picks aren't so good either. Scrawny, blonde, google-eyed, Anglo-Saxon, dumb..

Anonymous said...

i think that the standard of Miss singapore is dropping and still continuing.

Anonymous said...

oh no

Anonymous said...

disgusting girls. Compared to Kathie Lee Beng Beng in 1987, these girls are lousy.

Anonymous said...

kathie lee was in 1938 and yeah! they are all lousy compared to her!

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