Monday, July 24, 2006

Top Ten Signs I'm not Superman

Reader Johnny Q sent me this list of top ten signs why I'm not Superman. Great, Johnny. Next time when you are in trouble, don't hope that I will fly to come and save you mate.

Top Ten Signs I'm not Superman

1. The only way you got the pickle jar open was by smashing it with a hammer.

2. Exposure to Kryptonite only gives you a ringing in the ears.

3. Evil supervillains don't know your girlfriend or where she lives.

4. When your therapist says "Lex," you say "-us"

5. The armor piercing bullets rip through your flesh like a hot knife through butter.

6. Instead of "It's a bird, it's a plane..." people say "What the fuck is that ugly thing?"

7. Your home planet is still habitable, but your father sent you here anyway.

8. You look pretty dorky in a cape.

9. Your X-Ray vision only enables you to see through glass.

10. Your application to the Justice League was rejected.

(Thanks Johnny Q)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

No! No! No!

You're Superman IZ!

Anonymous said...

awwww...this is too cruel. i did see iz flying in his cape some days before....think he was off to save the world.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Evil supervillains don't know your girlfriend or where she lives."

That's because he only has a boyfriend. Kekekeke.

Anonymous said...

Boyfriend your head! He is straight and he is mine!!!

Anonymous said...

IZ: U are not Superman but u are still super. ok dude.

Anonymous said...

He doesn't look gay to me.

Anonymous said...

IZ is gay!!! He is so gay!!!!!

Anonymous said...

8. You look pretty dorky in a cape.

-- Neh. he actually looks pretty sexy with that outfit. ;o)

JD said...

i love superman for the way he wears his underwear... *slurp*