The Truth Behind Easter

Thanks to the latest episode of South Park, I just discovered the truth behind Easter, the Easter Eggs and Easter Bunny. Are you ready for it? I warn you this secret will have a significant impact on the world. Ok, here goes. St Peter, the first Pope is actually.... a RABBIT. That's right, a rabbit and there's a cult called the Hare Club for Men that has been around for ages to keep this secret alive from the evil Vatican who doesn't want a rabbit as a Pope. Now, before you start shouting blasphemous, go watch this episode to find out more. Go to ALLSP.com, click on Season 11 and look for the episode Fantastic Easter Special. Have a Good Friday, Happy Easter and enjoy the weekend aye.

Update: The Catholic League has released a statement on its website (Thanks David Ferrine) :

On last night’s episode of the Comedy Central show South Park, Catholic League president Bill Donohue appeared as one of the cartoon characters, along with a figure of Pope Benedict XVI. The Easter script depicted Donohue chastising the pope for being too soft. Donohue then takes over as pope. When a Jesus figure appears, he has both the pope and Jesus arrested. After Jesus is killed by Kyle, he resurrects and kills Donohue.

Donohue commented on this today: “I have no idea why ‘South Park’ creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker caricature me as a heartless thug. In any event, I stand convicted and have no defense. Now I have to get back to business—I hear someone just took some liberties with the Easter Bunny.”