May: Tried to make jelly. Wrong instructions...a litre of hot water won't fit into those little packets!Nasty!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breaststroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!
August: Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.