Sunday, January 15, 2006

Nasty Blonde Jokes

How about some blonde jokes for today? Presenting Memoirs of a Blonde. From Journal Of The Whills:
May: Tried to make jelly. Wrong instructions...a litre of hot water won't fit into those little packets!

June: Tried to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July: Lost breaststroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!

August: Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
Nasty!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the breaststroke joke. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Anonymous said...

This brings me to the recent trend in the US where girls all wana be blondes (if they are not) who act cute and dumb.

Anonymous said...

Dumb blondes!

Anonymous said...

I love dumb blondes..too bad in Singapore the dumb blondes we have are mostly ah lians. Oh wait, there's one famous blonde...Xiaxue. 'oP